The “Trump Lawyer” referred to here, is one Emil Bove. I mentioned in another post that I am fairly sure I went to Junior High School with him. He’s the right age, looks the same (his head is egg shaped) and how many people in the USA have the name “Emil Bove”?
So here’s my only story about Emil Bove. We were in some class together, I believe it was an English class, and the teacher had just bought a new Movie Camera (this was back in the day before video). The teacher decided to divide the class up into teams of about six people, and have each team make a 3 to 5 minute movie. Come up with a story, turn it into a script, pick who will act in it, film it.
I was in a group that included Emil. Emil was “upper middle class” and in the depressed area where we lived, upper middle class folks treated regular middle class folks and lower middle class folks (like me) like we were the homeless dregs of society. All the others on my “team” were also upper middle class preppy types.
Our “story” was this: A teenage boy and girl are in love, she gets pregnant, her mom and dad freak our because they hate her boyfriend, so the couple runs away on his motorcycle.
(I had ZERO part in crafting the story)
(I also had zero part turning it into a script, casting the actors, directing the action, or filming anything… except the last 30 seconds where the couple zooms away on the motorcycle.)
(I had to be given the chance to film the last thirty seconds so I could not accuse them of cutting me out of the project, of course)
So, we finished, turned in the camera and film and awaited our grade.
The day came when the teacher was giving out the grades and she came to our “group” and said “I’m sorry, but whoever filmed this made a mistake and didn’t press the button in hard enough. The camera was running but not exposing any film, your movie is blank, except the last 30 seconds.”
She gave us a “C” for trying.
The former president’s “lawyer” can’t operate simple push-button devices
Bwahahaha, that was a precurser as a failing lawyer… 🤪And also is he one of those who need a lawyer! MAGA Make Attorneys Get Attorneys. Haha